Sit down, have some tea
sm980:

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

i was so terrified that this post was going to be a bunch of “youre not respecting my culture” comments but it was cute and im happy

sm980:

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

i was so terrified that this post was going to be a bunch of “youre not respecting my culture” comments but it was cute and im happy

0-banana-0:

my rick and morty stickers! wheee

0-banana-0:

my rick and morty stickers! wheee

dannyfenton:

I’M ASKING YOU TO READ THESE PROFILES 

I owned this comic. I thought I was so cool because I knew numbah 4 had a crush on 3

obscurevideogames:

band - Gitaroo Man (Koei - PS2 - 2001)
requested by anonymous

obscurevideogames:

band - Gitaroo Man (Koei - PS2 - 2001)

requested by anonymous

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

gavinfree:

i found the exact moment when steve harvey’s soul collapsed

peanutbutters-stupid-art-corner:

meanwhile in the 80s

peanutbutters-stupid-art-corner:

meanwhile in the 80s

gentlemanbones:

fattoler:

Fun fact: Dr Light used to be Luigi.

And Dr. Wily used to be Nicholas Cage.

gentlemanbones:

fattoler:

Fun fact: Dr Light used to be Luigi.

And Dr. Wily used to be Nicholas Cage.

askchubbydiamond:

Let me just start off by saying "Thank you!". I appreciate all of these stories, and they’re all very good. the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes are in no particular order. Also, I’m not a writer, so if a story that isn’t particularly good wins, or a well written story doesn’t, it’s because … I have no idea what i’m doing.

—Way WAY Too Many Apple Pies: by Superanonymous13 ( http://superanonymous13.deviantart.com )
http://superanonymous13.deviantart.com/art/Way-WAY-Too-Many-Apple-Pies-447865901
Ignoring that this Fan-fic is based off of one of my favorite drawings I did, it’s just a wonderful story in general! with cute characterization, a good length, stuffing, slice of life stuff, detailed descriptions, and an interesting setting.I couldn’t have asked for a better story. It would be a crime to not read at  least this first story.


—The Case of Celestia’s Curious Confectionery Caper: by shalalalalalalalalalalalalalala ( http://shalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.tumblr.com )
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12gdiyNrfQhxdmxVCaXbDhs46XIHNYzX0RzbI2PGzAQw/edit
This story is pretty unique. If I had written it, I would have done it differently, but this writer has proven to me that their story is great as is, and mine would not be nearly as cute and fun.I have nothing else to say, you should just read it.

—Diamonds are a Rarity: by ButtercupFarms ( http://buttercupfarms.deviantart.com )
http://buttercupfarms.deviantart.com/art/Diamonds-are-a-Rarity-446718921?id=1eskoa0mu23
This story … I feel like it should have won first place, but I also feel that in a few months, when my 3 week long Blueberry-binge is far behind me, that the decision to crown this story the winner would be … biased.That being said, I absolutely love this Fan-fic. it’s cute, it’s sexy, and I just know I’ll love drawing the cover.

—Cheering up Chubby: by Askshyassasin ( http://askshyassassin.tumblr.com )
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14toBb1CYJUVycYDTuScqXqMLYv0EjHTqUjhmCy2OyG8/edit
I never thought I would like the idea of tickle torture, but my god, if this story didn’t make me smile the whole way though. It’s an adorable story that I could actually see happening both on this blog, and in the show.
—Laser tag: by icynudibranch ( http://icynudibranch.tumblr.com )
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H-5C6KY_jDnsCMEPmG8sSFd6jaXHI8OpMgJ8RbfIY2g/edit
This one was REALLY hard to leave out of the top three. I love the idea of Silver Spoon dragging Diamond along for a game of laser tag. and I thought that this story was going to top-score for the longest time. it’s really a shame. You should all read this.

—Stained Silver: by Soul-of-steam ( http://soul-of-steam.tumblr.com )
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/183048/1/stained-silver/stained-silver
This story is certainly interesting, despite it not having anything to do with Chubby Diamond, it still succeeds at showing the nicer side of Silver Spoon. I … don’t know what to say about it though. it’s just … nice.
—Plus-Sized-Prissy-Ponies: by Cyborg-06952 ( http://cyborg-06952.deviantart.com )
http://cyborg-06952.deviantart.com/art/Plus-Sized-Prissy-Ponies-445191857
I guess you either go big or go home. This is one of the few stories where Diamond (and Silver) get huge.—Ask Chubby Diamond Fan fic Entry: by Darkfireballz ( http://darkfireballz.tumblr.com )
http://darkfireballz.deviantart.com/art/Ask-Chubby-Diamond-Fan-fic-Entry-445169438
Not a lot of stories actually talked about how DT and SS met, and while this one is pretty short and simple, it’s still cute.
—Days of Juice and Cupcakes: by Violet-heart13 ( http://violet-heart13.tumblr.com )
http://violet-heart13.deviantart.com/art/Days-of-Juice-and-Cupcakes-444984864
This one involves Violet Beauregarde and Veruca salt. That is all I have to say.
—A Normal Day with Chubby Diamond Tiara: by icynudibranch ( http://icynudibranch.tumblr.com )
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dRkL8CqIiMcxpYgpB13WLLbYWC5u_5JkTJzja9D1RsI/edit
This story does a great job at keeping all of it’s characters, well, in character. rarely does it feel like any one of them acts too nice or too mean, and Diamond and Silver’s relationship feels very real as well.
—Origin: by TacoBiteToughGuy ( http://tacobitetoughguy.tumblr.com )
http://tacobitetoughguy.deviantart.com/art/Origin-445285361?ga_submit_new=10%253A1396699742
A few of these Fan-fics delve into Silver Spoon’s mind, but this one shows off her more perverted, if innocent fantasies. While very short, the idea isn’t anything I would have thought of.
—Diamond’s Depression: by applesaregreat01 ( http://applesaregreat01.deviantart.com )
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/180490/1/diamonds-depression/diamonds-depressionDespite the title, this story is actually very sweet, and reminds me a lot of when I first started this blog: having diamond unhappy with her weight and what-not.
—I never knew: by Cloudsdale Librarian ( http://cloudsdalelibrarian.tumblr.com )
http://sta.sh/01a7rzx13zprThis story however, IS pretty depressing, and while it’s short, perhaps a tad too short given it’s subject matter, it still ends on a happy note.
—Enough Will Never Be Enough: by Rex Ivan: Page Dancer ( http://rex-ivan.tumblr.com )https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JECL3n9Amfs69m0FFGP5jfwEY74jnnVjmw01PbbWscA/edit
Uh…
—The Girl Who Didn’t Like Ponies: by Thegentlecoltofleisure ( http://thegentlecoltteofleisure.tumblr.com )
http://pastebin.com/mgLWiU05
My word! an entire story, and not one mention of flatulence? bravo good sir!But in all seriousness, this is a wonderful, original, and above all else, adorable story. I highly suggest you read it.
—Every time you fall I will catch you: by Ask Divergent Sweetie Belle ( http://divergent-sweetie.tumblr.com )
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/180499/1/i-will-catch-you-a-thousand-times/every-time-you-fall-i-will-catch-you
I never thought a blog about a pink fat horse could inspire so many emotional and sad stories. They all have happy endings though. not that I would be able to stomach a truly tragic story.
—Big Ponies and Small Doorways: by Scootaloo-009 ( http://scootaloo-009.tumblr.com )http://www.fimfiction.net/story/182905/1/stuck-being-a-bully/big-ponies-and-small-doorways
This story is actually a fun prequel to one that was submitted in a previous contest. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97261/1/the-plot-trap/cheeks-of-doom
—Being Civil: by A Polite Anon ( http://apoliteanon.tumblr.com )
http://sta.sh/0o6zl5y9oe9
It’s Fan-fics like this that make me want to include Filthy Rich on this blog more, if at all. The only story that even involves him, this is worth your time.
—Cross Dimentional Pie Eating Champion: by Solar Flair ( http://asksolarflair.tumblr.com )
http://olafpicknpepper.deviantart.com
Currently this story is not finished, (from what I can tell) but it’s surprisingly long, and pretty imaginative. if the story above made me want to draw Diamond’s dad, this has me eager to draw more of Human Diamond and her pony counterpart interacting.

I really don’t know what to say, I never expected to get as many stories as I did, I loved reading every single one of them. I don’t know when I’ll do another one of these, probably not for another year, or, if earlier, one specific to the Holiday Season. That would be fun, writing a Halloween, Thanksgiving, Or Christmas themed CDT story … But I’m really just thinking out loud, and biting off more then I can chew.Again, Thank you to everyone who wrote a story, even if it was just a paragraph or two long, I appreciate it. I think I have the kindest, most generous fans in all of tumblr.Thank you.

askchubbydiamond:

Let me just start off by saying "Thank you!". I appreciate all of these stories, and they’re all very good. the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes are in no particular order. Also, I’m not a writer, so if a story that isn’t particularly good wins, or a well written story doesn’t, it’s because … I have no idea what i’m doing.

image

—Way WAY Too Many Apple Pies: by Superanonymous13 ( http://superanonymous13.deviantart.com )

http://superanonymous13.deviantart.com/art/Way-WAY-Too-Many-Apple-Pies-447865901

Ignoring that this Fan-fic is based off of one of my favorite drawings I did, it’s just a wonderful story in general! with cute characterization, a good length, stuffing, slice of life stuff, detailed descriptions, and an interesting setting.

I couldn’t have asked for a better story. It would be a crime to not read at  least this first story.

—The Case of Celestia’s Curious Confectionery Caper: by shalalalalalalalalalalalalalala ( http://shalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.tumblr.com )

https://docs.google.com/document/d/12gdiyNrfQhxdmxVCaXbDhs46XIHNYzX0RzbI2PGzAQw/edit

This story is pretty unique. If I had written it, I would have done it differently, but this writer has proven to me that their story is great as is, and mine would not be nearly as cute and fun.

I have nothing else to say, you should just read it.

—Diamonds are a Rarity: by ButtercupFarms ( http://buttercupfarms.deviantart.com )

http://buttercupfarms.deviantart.com/art/Diamonds-are-a-Rarity-446718921?id=1eskoa0mu23

This story … I feel like it should have won first place, but I also feel that in a few months, when my 3 week long Blueberry-binge is far behind me, that the decision to crown this story the winner would be … biased.

That being said, I absolutely love this Fan-fic. it’s cute, it’s sexy, and I just know I’ll love drawing the cover.

—Cheering up Chubby: by Askshyassasin ( http://askshyassassin.tumblr.com )

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14toBb1CYJUVycYDTuScqXqMLYv0EjHTqUjhmCy2OyG8/edit

I never thought I would like the idea of tickle torture, but my god, if this story didn’t make me smile the whole way though. It’s an adorable story that I could actually see happening both on this blog, and in the show.

—Laser tag: by icynudibranch ( http://icynudibranch.tumblr.com )

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H-5C6KY_jDnsCMEPmG8sSFd6jaXHI8OpMgJ8RbfIY2g/edit

This one was REALLY hard to leave out of the top three. I love the idea of Silver Spoon dragging Diamond along for a game of laser tag. and I thought that this story was going to top-score for the longest time. it’s really a shame. You should all read this.

—Stained Silver: by Soul-of-steam ( http://soul-of-steam.tumblr.com )

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/183048/1/stained-silver/stained-silver

This story is certainly interesting, despite it not having anything to do with Chubby Diamond, it still succeeds at showing the nicer side of Silver Spoon. I … don’t know what to say about it though. it’s just … nice.

—Plus-Sized-Prissy-Ponies: by Cyborg-06952 ( http://cyborg-06952.deviantart.com )

http://cyborg-06952.deviantart.com/art/Plus-Sized-Prissy-Ponies-445191857

I guess you either go big or go home. This is one of the few stories where Diamond (and Silver) get huge.

—Ask Chubby Diamond Fan fic Entry: by Darkfireballz ( http://darkfireballz.tumblr.com )

http://darkfireballz.deviantart.com/art/Ask-Chubby-Diamond-Fan-fic-Entry-445169438

Not a lot of stories actually talked about how DT and SS met, and while this one is pretty short and simple, it’s still cute.

—Days of Juice and Cupcakes: by Violet-heart13 ( http://violet-heart13.tumblr.com )

http://violet-heart13.deviantart.com/art/Days-of-Juice-and-Cupcakes-444984864

This one involves Violet Beauregarde and Veruca salt. That is all I have to say.

—A Normal Day with Chubby Diamond Tiara: by icynudibranch ( http://icynudibranch.tumblr.com )

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dRkL8CqIiMcxpYgpB13WLLbYWC5u_5JkTJzja9D1RsI/edit

This story does a great job at keeping all of it’s characters, well, in character. rarely does it feel like any one of them acts too nice or too mean, and Diamond and Silver’s relationship feels very real as well.

—Origin: by TacoBiteToughGuy ( http://tacobitetoughguy.tumblr.com )

http://tacobitetoughguy.deviantart.com/art/Origin-445285361?ga_submit_new=10%253A1396699742

A few of these Fan-fics delve into Silver Spoon’s mind, but this one shows off her more perverted, if innocent fantasies. While very short, the idea isn’t anything I would have thought of.

—Diamond’s Depression: by applesaregreat01 ( http://applesaregreat01.deviantart.com )

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/180490/1/diamonds-depression/diamonds-depression

Despite the title, this story is actually very sweet, and reminds me a lot of when I first started this blog: having diamond unhappy with her weight and what-not.

—I never knew: by Cloudsdale Librarian ( http://cloudsdalelibrarian.tumblr.com )

http://sta.sh/01a7rzx13zpr

This story however, IS pretty depressing, and while it’s short, perhaps a tad too short given it’s subject matter, it still ends on a happy note.

—Enough Will Never Be Enough: by Rex Ivan: Page Dancer ( http://rex-ivan.tumblr.com )

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JECL3n9Amfs69m0FFGP5jfwEY74jnnVjmw01PbbWscA/edit

Uh…

—The Girl Who Didn’t Like Ponies: by Thegentlecoltofleisure ( http://thegentlecoltteofleisure.tumblr.com )

http://pastebin.com/mgLWiU05

My word! an entire story, and not one mention of flatulence? bravo good sir!
But in all seriousness, this is a wonderful, original, and above all else, adorable story. I highly suggest you read it.

—Every time you fall I will catch you: by Ask Divergent Sweetie Belle ( http://divergent-sweetie.tumblr.com )

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/180499/1/i-will-catch-you-a-thousand-times/every-time-you-fall-i-will-catch-you

I never thought a blog about a pink fat horse could inspire so many emotional and sad stories. They all have happy endings though. not that I would be able to stomach a truly tragic story.

—Big Ponies and Small Doorways: by Scootaloo-009 ( http://scootaloo-009.tumblr.com )

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/182905/1/stuck-being-a-bully/big-ponies-and-small-doorways

This story is actually a fun prequel to one that was submitted in a previous contest. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97261/1/the-plot-trap/cheeks-of-doom

—Being Civil: by A Polite Anon ( http://apoliteanon.tumblr.com )

http://sta.sh/0o6zl5y9oe9

It’s Fan-fics like this that make me want to include Filthy Rich on this blog more, if at all. The only story that even involves him, this is worth your time.

—Cross Dimentional Pie Eating Champion: by Solar Flair ( http://asksolarflair.tumblr.com )

http://olafpicknpepper.deviantart.com

Currently this story is not finished, (from what I can tell) but it’s surprisingly long, and pretty imaginative. if the story above made me want to draw Diamond’s dad, this has me eager to draw more of Human Diamond and her pony counterpart interacting.

I really don’t know what to say, I never expected to get as many stories as I did, I loved reading every single one of them. I don’t know when I’ll do another one of these, probably not for another year, or, if earlier, one specific to the Holiday Season. That would be fun, writing a Halloween, Thanksgiving, Or Christmas themed CDT story … 

But I’m really just thinking out loud, and biting off more then I can chew.

Again, Thank you to everyone who wrote a story, even if it was just a paragraph or two long, I appreciate it. I think I have the kindest, most generous fans in all of tumblr.

Thank you.